Every unconverted Arminian is a Pelagian and every unconverted Calvinist is an Antinomian.--quoted in Iain Murray, Spurgeon vs. Hyper-Calvinism: The Battle for Gospel Preaching (Banner of Truth 1995), 68 n. 1
Here are a few other nice ones from Rabbi Duncan:
I am first a Christian, next a catholic, then a Calvinist, fourth a paedobaptist, and fifth a Presbyterian. I cannot reverse this order.And:
Hyper-Calvininsm is all house and no door. Arminianism is all door and no house.