Nothing is more humiliating than being the oldest brother and, instead of receiving the honor and deferential respect which is mine by right, getting thrashed on the basketball court by my two younger brothers, and barely surviving in ping pong.-Eric
But isn't it biblical? 'The elder shall serve the younger' and all that?
It must be. That's the only way to explain your athletic dominance.
I bet you could beat them in Nintendo though.
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